Kelly Ripa Proposes “Putting An AirTag” On Mark Consuelos To Keep Tabs On Him: “I Have No Idea Where You Are”

Kelly Ripa has an idea for how to keep tabs on Mark Consuelos.

On Live with Kelly and Mark on Wednesday, Consuelos read that you can “share” information with your airline via an AirTag on your luggage, prompting Ripa to tease that she’s “been been thinking about putting an AirTag” on Consuelos.

“Because there are days after work, we go our separate ways, and I have no idea where you are,” she continued.

While Consuelos insisted he’s either “at the gym” or is back home from the gym, though Ripa claimed that he “vanish[es].”

Consuelos teased, “Yeah, I like that. Like a fox within the house.”

Ripa replied, “I just want to know where you are.”

Nonetheless, Consuelos said that he’s “either eating [lunch] downstairs in the kitchen” — which Ripa begged to differ — or is “up on the fifth floor doing man stuff.”

“Do you know how you dart wild animals? Like you dart them, and then you put a tag on them? Like a little camera?” she quipped. “And you’re like, let’s follow the shark and see what it does? That’s what I want to do to him, because I want to see what it is you actually [do].”

Consuelos proposed that he “dart [him]self” for Ripa after the show and “share [his] location” with her on his phone. Though Ripa wasn’t so sure about the idea, Consuelos said he would “show [her] how to do it.”

“And then you can say he’s here, or he’s there. It’s quite boring,” he said. “Whatever I’m doing is quite boring, quite honestly.”

Ripa countered, “I find you very exciting. I bet it’s more exciting than you give yourself credit for.”

Despite Consuelos reiterating that he is “not that exciting,” he teased that Ripa “can just AirTag [him].”

“I’m not sure where you’re going to put that,” he added.

Ripa joked, “I’ll just attach it to a little collar. A little collar around his neck.”